I'll be at Cakeshop (152 Ludlow btwn Stanton & Rivington) on December 17th signing copies of How to Hang a Picture. if you buy a book, I'll also paint you a custom mini-watercolor (perfect for a 3 by 5 inch frame) of one of the three following subjects: a burger, a building, or a boat. Why burgers, buildings, and boats, you ask? Embrace the mystery.